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Post details: Thursday Thirteen #69

11/19/08

05:19:31 pm, by sue

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Categories: Thursday Thirteen

Thursday Thirteen #69

Thirteen Dilbert One Liners

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train..

7. Born free, taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film..

9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

13.. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

Hope these gave you a smile! Happy Thursday Thirteen, and thanks for stopping by!

Cheers!
Sue
XOX

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Comments:

Comment from: Michelle [Visitor]

· http://mycrazylifewithatoddler.blogspot.com

Thanks for the laugh. I needed that today. I loved everyone but #7 and #10 are my favorites. Thanks for sharing. Happy TT to you my friend!

Permalink 11/19/08 @ 17:38

Comment from: Hootin' Anni [Visitor]

· http://hootin--anni.blogspot.com

#3....lol, ya think?

My 13 is posted...stop by and hopefully laugh once or twice with Jefé the wise ol' lady!!

Permalink 11/19/08 @ 18:11

Comment from: Anthony North [Visitor]

· http://beyondtheblog.wordpress.com

Some funny lines there. Loved them.

Permalink 11/19/08 @ 18:32

Comment from: Nicholas [Visitor]

· http://agentlemansdomain.typepad.com/

You gotta love Dilbert!

Permalink 11/19/08 @ 18:39

Comment from: Marcia [Visitor]

· http://joyismygoal.blogspot.com/

I agree We "meet" all our expenses some are nicer than others

Permalink 11/19/08 @ 19:02

Comment from: On a limb with Claudia [Visitor]

· http://on-a-limb.com

These are so funny. I forget all about Dilbert - I guess 'cuz I don't work in an office or a cube.... :)

Thanks for the laugh.

Permalink 11/19/08 @ 19:18

Comment from: SandyCarlson [Visitor]

· http://slchome.blogspot.com

I enjoyed this a lot, Sue. Thanks for making me smile. The cartoon was a hoot, too.

Permalink 11/19/08 @ 21:19

Comment from: SJ Reidhead [Visitor]

· http://www.thepinkflamingoblog.com

Sounds like some of the nasty things I say!

Permalink 11/19/08 @ 22:04

Comment from: Lori [Visitor]

· http://www.singleparentsunite.blogspot.com

LOL...cute list:) Happy TT.

Permalink 11/19/08 @ 22:27

Comment from: SuburbanGypsy [Visitor]

· http://suburbangypsy.blogspot.com

#9 - words to live by LOL

Happy TT Everyone!

Permalink 11/19/08 @ 22:40

Comment from: Alice Audrey [Visitor]

· http://aliceaudrey.wordpress.com

Dilbert is great. I love #13.

Permalink 11/19/08 @ 23:20

Comment from: Brenda [Visitor]

· http://otherworlddiner.blogspot.com

Oh, my husband loves Dilbert! I'll share your list with him and get a grin. Thanks and Happy TT!

Permalink 11/20/08 @ 08:16

Comment from: Jaime [Visitor]

· http://thepqnation.com/showandtell

Dilbert is hilarious. I haven't read it in a while so thanks for bringing it up today.

I know what I'm doing when I get to work!!! :]

Permalink 11/20/08 @ 09:48

Comment from: Darla [Visitor]

· http://nichtszusagen.blogspot.com

These are great--I can't pick a favorite.

Permalink 11/20/08 @ 10:30

Comment from: Mary [Visitor]

· http://randomness-of-me-blog.blogspot.com/

Great list. I hadn't heard #11 before, but #5 is my favorite.

Happy TT!

Permalink 11/20/08 @ 14:56

Comment from: topchamp [Visitor]

· http://badjokesandovenchips.blogspot.com

ha ha... Sipping on some wine just now number one is hitting home!

Permalink 11/20/08 @ 15:32

Comment from: Judi [Visitor]

· http://wheretheroadtakesus.blogspot.com/

brought a smile to my face. Good TT

Permalink 11/20/08 @ 15:37

Comment from: Miranda [Visitor]

· http://thoughtsinmyhead1.blogspot.com/

Lol....loved this...great TT!

Permalink 11/20/08 @ 16:24

Comment from: sue [Member]

· http://urbanzoo.suedarroch.com/

Thanks everyone for stopping by :)

Permalink 11/21/08 @ 11:28

Comment from: Phils Grill [Visitor]

· http://www.grillspecialties.blogspot.com

So enjoyed your post! Especially the paperwork. Hope you and your family have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Permalink 11/22/08 @ 08:14

Comment from: Betty [Visitor]

· http://bettysbooks.blogspot.com

Oh I love these! Especially #13, but they're all good!

Permalink 11/27/08 @ 04:14

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